Copyright trolls are intrinsically sloppy. The grief-monetizing business maximizes its profits by maintaining a high, barely manageable volume of lawsuits while cutting a lot of corners. Errors are inevitable, and I usually don’t miss an opportunity to mock trolls on Twitter when I become aware of such bloopers.
Yet the amount of errors in four Guardaley cases assigned to a Washington Judge Richard A. Jones (Criminal Productions, Inc. v Wrongly Joined Does, WAWD 16-cv-00729; 16-cv-01177; 16-cv-01272; 16-cv-01352) was excessive even by low-as-in-“bottom” troll standards, which prompted a brief blog post rather than a tweet.
All four cases were filed by a veteran copyright troll, David A. Lowe of Lowe Graham Jones, PLLC. Yes, that troll who drops defendants every time he receives a letter threatening to expose massive frauds (like this one).
Today Judge Jones, likely flabbergasted by troll’s ineptitude, struck 16 filings in those four cases because of the following problems:
- As if it wasn’t fair to be a single point of his firm’s embarrassment, Lowe drags his colleague Timothy Billick into the mess… Yet Mr. Billick fails to file his appearance in violation of local rules;
- In four filings, the troll misidentified the party to whom the motion itself pertains;
- Two of the pending motions in 16-cv-1352 requested default judgment against parties who are defendants in a different case, but not this one;
- One of the exhibits submitted in support of Plaintiff’s motion for default contains a Civil Service Status Report that pertains to a different defendant.
The order concludes with a harsh paragraph:
The Court will not tolerate further filings that contain errors of this magnitude and frequency. The Court will consider denying any future motion that contains the same or similar errors. The Court also notes that counsel for Plaintiff is seeking attorneys’ fees for the work they have performed in these cases. In the event that default judgment is appropriate and counsel are eligible for an award of attorneys’ fees, the Court will keep in mind the subpar work that counsel have performed in calculating what (if any) amount of fees is appropriate.